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Question #17

What if you owned a time machine and you could send back one of the following to deal with Hitler before he comes to power in Germany and why?

  • The Dalai Lama
  • Cher
  • Tom Brokaw
  • A polar bear
  • That crazy Koran burning pastor guy from Florida with the unfortunate mustache
  • William Shatner
  • Your dentist

You have ten minutes to tell them anything you think will prepare them for the trip and they can take their clothes and about $60.00 in funds. And they can bring a book and a sack lunch.

Just askin'


  1. I think my dentist would have been a good choice. He is awesome and compassionate. I don't think he would be compassionate towards hitler though.

  2. Hands down it would have to be William Shatner.

  3. I can make a case for most of these potentially, but the dentist I don't know personally but would give points for intelligence and ability to use anesthesia and tools.

    Shatner, I would think could be very convincing to others, and he is also highly motivated by being Jewish and having had relatives personally affected by the holocaust. Also, somewhere deep inside, he is still Kirk.

  4. I'd send the polar bear. To eat him.

  5. How would you ensure that the bear got him and not, say, a passing nun?


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