One Weird Question

If your neighbors were intelligent panda bears, but they were dismissive and insufferably snooty, would you still try to make friends with them?

Would it make you change the job you have now if you had to wear a vampire costume to work every day and only eat red foods for lunch?

What if the only way to eat your most favorite food was to smoke it like a cigarette?

Would you adopt a pet if you knew that it would slowly melt into a puddle over its natural life span? Like kittens are solid, but eventually elderly cats are the ones that have lost all cohesion in their bodies?

If every dessert had some type of snake parts in it, would you still leave room for dessert?

If the name you picked for your child dictated the job they would have for the rest of their life, what would you pick?

If you could hypnotize three people at random to do the things that their parents least wanted them to do on one day every year, who would you pick?

Should the need arise, and given enough time, could you construct a suit of protective armor built only of items you could shoplift without getting caught?

If berries were the dominant and advanced form of life on Earth, would they execute their criminals by making pie, or jam?

When you think about the happiest moments of your childhood, do you ever regret not learning how to make explosives?

If the most comfortable jacket you owned was soft and durable and was warm enough for winter, but also not too warm for normal temperatures, and it had an adequate and well designed amount of pockets, but it was made of rat pelts, would you tell anyone?

For trees and fruiting vines, when we take the fruit does it feel to them like we popped a zit or picked one of their scabs?

If you had the power to animate and control everything that tasted of mint, what would you use the power for to protect us from invasion?

Is there a worse marketing blunder ever than not naming the jet ski a "boatercycle"?

Where is the line where it stops just being a harmless little prank and it turns into murder?

What if people were like seeds, and when you buried them, a new peoplevine would sprout out from their graves?

Shouldn't you be topless when you do pantomime?

How do potatoes and tomatoes pronounce it when they are alone together?