One Weird Question

Who eats the most grilled cheese sandwiches per Nobel prize?

Why must frozen pizza exist for insomniacs at 1:30 am?

Just think how many more lifeboats they could have had for the Titanic if they had only had enough Flex Seal?

Have you ever felt like you finally finished a to-do list? And the feeling of triumph that came from that, up until the moment you realized it was last September’s to-do list?

I'm sick of being part of history. Can we just be in an era about which people say "and during this time, not too much happened, but the food and TV was pretty good" for at least a few months? Please?

If people had hooves, would women wear high-heeled shoes? Would we go to the blacksmith, not a shoe store?

Also, do dogs bite their own tongues, like people do?

If you had to eat at least a little of the same snack food every day, without fail, what would you pick?

Evolution is a process that has had billions of years to create a mind boggling diversity of creatures and environments. So, the question is, hey Evolution! Where is my Filet O' Fish tree? Where is the shaving bird that should come in the morning to softly peck beards into shape

So if a bullfighter is a matador, does that mean a pest control guy is a ratador? Or batador? Or mantador? Of course that last one would be an extreme case.

How big would a swarm of mosquitoes have to be to completely drain your body of blood?

What would fried ostrich taste like?

Who swam to the bottom of the lagoon and looked at a sea urchin, and said “I bet if I pry that painful spiky thing off the rock, it will have some mushy glop on the inside that can be scraped out and eaten.”

Who else really likes the feeling when the last stick of butter is just enough for the last blueberry bagel?

Why are certain animals designed so they do not have to wipe their butt? Because we are totally not designed that way

What figure from history would you most like to spend an evening getting hammerred with? I think Benjamin Franklin, or maybe Queen Victoria

Would you rather have your life scored by John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Ennio Morricone, Michael Giacchino, or Danny Elfman?

Who else wants to wake up in early 2015 saying, wow I just had the weirdest dream?