One Weird Question

If you had to shed your skin yearly, would you keep it? Would you try to get it off all in one piece? Just Askin'.

Wouldn't war be better if all of our weapons were only able to cause people to have earth shatteringly intense orgasms from a distance? Just Askin'.

Do you think that there is anyone in the world that regularly calls Nelson Mandela "Nelly?" Just Askin'.

If you had to pee your pants in front of people, would you rather be wearing a tuxedo when you do it? Becuase hey, nice tux. Just Askin'.

What is your least favorite animal? If you were paid $406.82 to do so, and it was cooked properly, would you eat it? Just Askin'.

Are you or are you not seized by a sudden desire to imagine somehow being able to make a good living and support your family by working in a Clash tribute band? Just Askin.

Only you can see that a careless move by a lab tech in a governmental facility will release an incurable plague virus into a major metropolitan area on November 26 of this year. What do you do? Just Askin'.

If you had to keep a person in your basement, would you tell anyone? Just askin'