One Weird Question

What if you could go back in time and make people think you were twins?

What would you do if your dog was more famous than you and started acting all snooty?

Why is there no question #42 just askin

If we could only communicate by means of instrumental music, what would you sound like? Would children sound like piccolos, and James Earl Jones like a double bass? Or would it be regional, like people from London all sounded like violas? Just askin.