Someone suffering general paranoia and with a phobia of scissors. They would be unlikely to do more than a few nervous snips catching little more than split ends before dropping the scissors and running away.
If you had saved all of the fingernails you have cut, torn, or bitten off since you were born, how big a pile would it make? If you could, just once, would you put them all back on to see how long your nails would get? Just askin'
What do you think would happen if you changed the decade you are in now to the one you would like have lived in in your mind? So even though outside your head it is the twenty-first century, in your mind everyone is wearing fedoras and saying "Hey, what's the big idea," and "What's shakin' Jackson?" and "I have half a mind to put an end to this business once and for all." Just askin'
Ahh no one!
ReplyDeleteWhat if LIVES DEPENDED ON IT!
ReplyDeleteSomeone who would let me return the favour. Then whoever it was would be oh-so-careful.
ReplyDeleteSomeone suffering general paranoia and with a phobia of scissors. They would be unlikely to do more than a few nervous snips catching little more than split ends before dropping the scissors and running away.
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