Evolution is a process that has had billions of years to create a mind boggling diversity of creatures and environments. So, the question is, hey Evolution! Where is my Filet O' Fish tree? Where is the shaving bird that should come in the morning to softly peck beards into shape
Could you get a shotgun within 3 hours if you needed one because of a report of just one zombie? If so, would that be the weapon you would choose? Given three hours, would you try to get something else? Just askin'