Evolution is a process that has had billions of years to create a mind boggling diversity of creatures and environments. So, the question is, hey Evolution! Where is my Filet O' Fish tree? Where is the shaving bird that should come in the morning to softly peck beards into shape
If you had a super power that did not seem immediately useful, like being able to change people's accents from a distance, (say from Brooklyn to French,) what would it be and would you try to use it to fight crime, make money, or just a parlor trick?