One Weird Question

If you had to binge watch a television series while locked in a airline dog kennel cage, which one would it be?

If you could bring a historical figure forward in time to solve a large political or social problem, but they would appear only as a talking animal of some kind and a particularly ugly version of whichever animal you chose, what animal would it be and which historical figure? Consider before answering that they would likely have to appear on television and maybe in person for negotiations.