One Weird Question

If you could avoid all hangovers by smoking one cigarette made of baby hair before bed, would you quit drinking, live with the pain, or go with the solution?

If you could fly. but only when you had terrible gas, would you put panty liners or other protection in your flight suit?

If your neighbors were intelligent panda bears, but they were dismissive and insufferably snooty, would you still try to make friends with them?

Would it make you change the job you have now if you had to wear a vampire costume to work every day and only eat red foods for lunch?

What if the only way to eat your most favorite food was to smoke it like a cigarette?

Would you adopt a pet if you knew that it would slowly melt into a puddle over its natural life span? Like kittens are solid, but eventually elderly cats are the ones that have lost all cohesion in their bodies?

If every dessert had some type of snake parts in it, would you still leave room for dessert?