One Weird Question

What if you could go back in time and make people think you were twins?

What would you do if your dog was more famous than you and started acting all snooty?

Why is there no question #42 just askin

If we could only communicate by means of instrumental music, what would you sound like? Would children sound like piccolos, and James Earl Jones like a double bass? Or would it be regional, like people from London all sounded like violas? Just askin.

If you could choose, would you prefer that your pet dog produced delicious berries from its skin every month, or that it had gills that allowed it to live either on land or in the ocean?

What would you pick as a full back tattoo for your worst enemy, knowing that they got to pick one for you as well and you both just had to accept what you got?

What would be the best and most effective torture method for the enjoyment of your enemies? Something they would like so much they would give up their secrets just to thank you for the torture?