One Weird Question

If you could choose, would you prefer that your pet dog produced delicious berries from its skin every month, or that it had gills that allowed it to live either on land or in the ocean?

What would you pick as a full back tattoo for your worst enemy, knowing that they got to pick one for you as well and you both just had to accept what you got?

What would be the best and most effective torture method for the enjoyment of your enemies? Something they would like so much they would give up their secrets just to thank you for the torture?

Why should people in Star Trek have to go to the bathroom? Doesn't it seem like they could just beam the waste out of their bodies into nothingness?

Doesn't it seem like "reverse racism" would be making sure people of one race are advantaged more than another? How is this different than actual racism? Is it like flammable/inflammable, where they seem to mean the same thing?

Is there anyone who would use their genie wish to wish for the lamp to be polished better?

So given that there must be someone who is the absolute best at any particular thing, who do you think was the best scratchfish player in history? If you do not know, the scratch fish is that instrument that looks like a hollow wooden fish that has ridges carved into it, so when you rub a stick across the ridges, it makes a sound like "vrrrrrrrrrrrrp."