Who would make a better lumberjack: Pop Star George Michael, or a 1974 Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas? What if it were a Pinto Station Wagon? Would the wood decals on the side be scary to the trees? What if George Michael had really big teeth?
If you had a super power that did not seem immediately useful, like being able to change people's accents from a distance, (say from Brooklyn to French,) what would it be and would you try to use it to fight crime, make money, or just a parlor trick?