Someone suffering general paranoia and with a phobia of scissors. They would be unlikely to do more than a few nervous snips catching little more than split ends before dropping the scissors and running away.
If you had saved all of the fingernails you have cut, torn, or bitten off since you were born, how big a pile would it make? If you could, just once, would you put them all back on to see how long your nails would get? Just askin'
Would it make a difference to you to find out it was true that it is all an elaborate plot cooked up just for your benefit, or would you want that to apply just to major sporting events and not to religion or government? Just askin'
Ahh no one!
ReplyDeleteWhat if LIVES DEPENDED ON IT!
ReplyDeleteSomeone who would let me return the favour. Then whoever it was would be oh-so-careful.
ReplyDeleteSomeone suffering general paranoia and with a phobia of scissors. They would be unlikely to do more than a few nervous snips catching little more than split ends before dropping the scissors and running away.
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